truest thing i’ve ever posted

literally the f**king entirety of Super Paper Mario:

Haven’t played that one, but I have a Wii. Is it worth looking into getting?

if you can play it, you should. its amazing

I’ll look into it. I still want to complete a few more games I already have first

bro got so offended he commented twice

i'm not offended you're just factually wrong

i mean blah blah super paper mario has some sorta dark villians blah blah kirby lore is semi disturbing

but it’s like on a FNAF SB level of scary

"dark" and "scary" are two entirely different things
"scary" is "holy shit i'm sleeping with my lights on tonight"
"dark" is "Count Bleck's one true love is supposedly gone from all worlds, never to return. He is going to destroy all worlds to erase himself, as well as everything else, from existence. He does not want to simply commit suicide, as he does not want to continue existing in the afterlife."

eh i guess you’re right?

"dark" is chapter 6

CALLED IT

i only commented because you said i would

Oh
IM NOT WRONG THO

NEITHER AM I
the game follows a man ending all existence because he wants to commit suicide but doesn't want to carry on in the afterlife DO NOT TELL ME THAT IS NOT DARK

That's dark
But
He wants to pass on coz his wife is dead, right???
WON'T HIS WIFE BE IN THE AFTERLIFE????

his wife is gone from all worlds, as he says, never to return

Canon event?

REAL

seriously, who tf designed Mimi and went "yeah, E for Everyone"

This one?

yep

no this one

Been a while since I've seen it I did indeed mean that one
Also she really said honkshmimimimi

if this is the "tRuEsT tHiNg YoU'vE eVeR pOsTeD" i shudder to think what may be the falsest thing you've ever posted

The falsest one is this other than a few others.

Nintendo trying to be scary: King Boo.
Nintendo trying not to be scary: D E A D Mario.
(Yes this is real and came from an official nintendo book)

Fr

Real

Kirby:
Splatoon:
Some parts of pokemon:

Rotisserie gonna comment on this I just know it

fire emblem has inzest on it

ok.

Kirby:
Splatoon:
Some parts of pokemon:

deep splatoon lore is 💀

Yeah the lore is actually somewhat disturbing and yet people say "kids game for babies!!!11!!1!1!1!!1"
Dude humanity is dead because the air was no longer breathable for us due to war and pollution and that's the way things are going right now and there has been studies showing some changes in certain sea creature's genes recently so....

on god
i once spent 10 hours of a car ride explaining the lore and my theories to my bff before the release of s3
cant wait for side order

Yeah but irl, war and pollution are only getting worse and water ph levels are lowering and there are some gene changes in some kinds of sea creatures recently. Gsgsgsbsgwg

in splatoon canon the gene changes started after the move to the domes but yeah

Bro it would be so funny if someone displayed the alterna dome on the las vegas sphere thing

HEEEELLLMMM GNAAAWWWW

Yeah

Someone already displayed my oc on the times square thing

is that real

Yeah

Nah that photo looks old they probably put a green screen on that

what how and why

yeah… those aren’t scary.

also WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE YOUR USERNAME COOLDOWN GOES FASTER THAN MINE

nobody said shit about anything being "scary"

this was an older comment, before i heard your point

fair

Dude.

idk

but seriously it seems like you changed name to Squidbeak_Natoon just a week ago

But the lore of splatoon is actually somewhat disturbing and yet people say "kids game for babies!!!11!!1!1!1!!1" Dude humanity is dead because the air was no longer breathable for us due to war and pollution according to the lore, and that's the way things are going right now and there has been studies showing some changes in certain sea creature's genes recently so....

ok.

i don’t find it dark. that’s literally all i’m saying. other people can find it dark, and they totally have the right to, but i do not.

Nuh uh

very small jpeg of artemis from brawlhalla:

The fact I drew this with nothing but my bare hands and a phone:

i drew this with my bare hands and a phone too

Ok ok yeah but

Kirby final bosses with giant eyes that literally bleed when you hit them

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I can’t really think of specific instances of Pokemon being dark. The only thing I can think is a couple ghost type dex entries, like Driftblim.