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Field trips….yay-
So this was for ASL/Sign club, we were going to a nursing home to sign the “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” song to them and visit and give them presents and such, and then we were going to a park! This story is going to be split up into the places we were so since this is just an introduction, let’s get to it
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BUS TO GET TO THE NURSING HOME:
Nothing much happened here. We were in a big ass bus so I put on my best Movie Afton impression and stared to point at the smaller cars out the window and go “LoOk aT hOw SmAlL yOu aRe! ABsOlUtLeY pAtHeTiC- GeT a BigGeR cAr. sKilL iSsuE.” And this might seem a little silly to bring up but it comes back later
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DAMN I GOT TO GO TO TUMES AQUARE FOR A FEILD TRIP LAST YEAR
AND THE BUSSES WERE TALL AF
WE CALLED THE CARS puny ✨
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NURSING HOME:
Again, most of the stuff happened at the park, but here’s some things that happened at the Nursing Home in chronological order-
•I got confirmation that the person I portray as Scrap baby hates me too and I’m not just still holding a grudge against someone who gave me trauma a whole damn year ago- (but seriously I hate that mofo- William Afton could kill me RIGHT NOW and I’d still hate her more lol)
• I was tasked with handing out LoTiOn- And there was this one lady who COULD NOT DECIDE. AT ALL. She would take like 5 minutes looking through the scent for F**KING HAND CREAM- And uh yeah she’d show me the flavors and I’d read them to her, then she’d continued to show me them and I’m just like “Uh- T-That’s still grapefruit scented-“ Eventually I was like “Oh hey, what about Lavender? You can never go wrong with Lavender!” And Istg if I didn’t say that I’m convinced that I WOULD BE OLD ENOUGH TO BE IN THE DAMN NURSING HOME BY THE TIME SHE PICKED A DAMN FLAVOR-

Honestly it’s just crazy how me and my girlfriend can go from Joking about the most inappropriate and violent shit and then suddenly switch to being the most gentle mofo’s on the planet liek wth
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BUS TO THE PARK:
Again not a whole lot happened here but..
•We were at a red light and we were next to this one small ass white car and I’m back to my antics, Y’know “look at how small you are” and shit and the white truck starts rolling down his window and I FLEW into my girlfriend’s lap, screaming “OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HE ROLLED HIS WINDOW DOWN HEEEEEE ROLLED HIS WINDOW DOWN HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!” And she’s confused as all hell because a 5’3-5’4 person just jumped into her 4’9-ass lap, screaming- she’s like “DUDE WHAT HAPPENED?!” And I’m still screaming “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-“
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THE PARK:
Oh shit the park- my thumbs are gonna hurt- So first lemme tell you how this park is laid out-
We got a big ass tower, full of slides and shit, more activities next to that said tower, a smaller Pirate ship that’s also pretty much a play pin, and a whole nother area for the smaller kids-
NOW THAT THATS DONE!
•So there’s this staircase to get to one of the tower’s floors and it’s next to a rickety bridge. So me and my girlfriend were walking up these stairs and there’s a kid in front of us. Now I’m leading the line here and the kid starts screaming at me. My first reaction isn’t “Oh my god, why’re you screaming?!” My first reaction isn’t “Oh my god are you hurt kid? Are you okay?” My first reaction wasn’t even to run my happy ass the other way. My first reaction is to scream. right. back. “AAAAA” “AaAaAa” “AAAA” “AaAaAaAa!” “AAAA-“ she suddenly stops, turns into a deadpan ass expression and walks along the bridge. And me and my girlfriend are just sitting there like wtf was that about-?
• Later, the same kid who was screaming at me was on top of the pirate ship and she was yelling “THIS PIRATE SHIP IS MINE NOW!” And I yell back to her “NUH UH!” “YUH HUH!” And I had an idea. I yell “WELL IM GONNA INVADE YER PIRATE SHIP!” “NOOOOOOOO!!!” And so a few minutes later, shes chasing me around the park and I’m running my happy ass away. And antics ensue yada yada and a kid joins her team! And that same kid later turned to the dark side and came on my team- and then she ordered my girlfriend and a 6th grader who came on a field trip with us we’ll call her “glasses” bc idk- And so I got bored and I walked away- She went “Where are you going?!” And I reply “I’m dead bro-“ “But I can bring you back to life!” “Well ima just keep dying, then!” “But I can bring you back to life!” “WELL THEN IMA KEEP ON DYING!” “Alright I guess I’ll just follow y’all then-“
•So now we’re at the swings and there’s one type of swing where it has an adult swing and a kid swing connected- So another one of my friends let’s call him PJ because he was wearing PJ’s- PJ isn’t a kid, but he can act like a kid sometimes, remember that- And so we swing for a little bit and then she wanted to get off for a little bit- So she tries to get up and then she realizes she’s stuck on the swing! So I get up and I’m coming to help her when PJ starts going “Milo! Can you swing with me?” And so then the KID picks up on my name and so I just hear “Milo!” “Milo!” “Milo!” “Milo!” “Milo!”
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THE PARK PT. 2 I RAN OUT OF SPACE:
“Milo!” “Milo!” “Milo come swing!” “Milo I’m stuck!” “Milo!” “Milo!” And I was like “kill me now-“ because I’m trying to get this kid unstuck while PJ is shouting my name-
•So uh- That was that and so LATER me and that SAME kid were BACK on the swings and so my girlfriend said something random that I forgot and I just was like “I love you so much man-“ Because it was funny and yeah- And so the kid goes “you like her as friends?” and I’m just like “UHHHMMMHHFJDJRK Sure!” “Are you sssuuurrreee?” “UHHHH yEaH-“ “You like her as girlfriends, huh” and of course I gotta be real with the kid so I’m just like “yeah-“ and her eyes went WIDE- and she started screaming “THEYRE GAY! THEYRE GAY! THEY GOT THE GAY VIRUS! THEYRE GAY!” And I’m just like “NO NO NO!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DUDE!!” And my girlfriend is dying laughing bc she knows I’m joking- And then she got stuck in the swing AGAIN and I had to help her out- and in which she ran away from me screaming “THEYRE GAY!” and in her attempts to run away from me- She hurt herself and started crying- This was when it clicked where tf IS this kid’s parents?! So I kneel down and ask her- and Glasses from earlier leans over to me and whispers, “her dad’s dead, don’t mention him.” And I’m just like OH- And then they ask her “Who’d you come here with?” And she goes “My dad-“ and now I’m confused because IS YOUR DAD DEAD OR NOT?! And so later she calmed down her dad came and she left- Wtf was up with that kid-
•So you know that I said the park has a tall ass tower right? Well there’s a spiny slide and it’s at like the top of it- And so I hear my girlfriend she’s IN the slide and she goes “IM COMING UP!” And so I was so confused and at the entrance of the slide and I see her CLAW her way up the slide and It scared the HELL out of me because she turned the corner of the slide like f**king MOONDROP and that scared me so I jumped bald and nobody was there so uh sun team up with moon and me and my girlfriend started to torture ourselves with the slide and my shoulders still hurt from pulling my fatass up the slide- And so yeah that was fUn-
•WAY away later- We’re at the top of the tower and the unstable bridge from earlier can be seen and there was ONE kid in the entire park other than us- and she just went across the bridge away from us- And all of my friends are going “who’s child is that bro-“ and as a joke I put on my creepy, Fizzaroli ass voice and I saw “hey kid, come here-“
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THE PARK THREE I RAN OUT OF SPACE AGAIN:
“Hey kid come here-“ I said in a creepy ass voice- I was joking but she looked at me with the most cheery, most innocent smile and she made her way towards us and me and my friends are panicking and I’m just like “NO NO NO NO I DIDNT MEAN IT GO AWAY PLEASE DONT COME OVER HERE!” And like bro she listened to me so easily- girl needs to hear abt stranger danger-

ANYWAY that’s alll I’m gonna talk abt because my thumbs hurt and if I remember more stories ima just add them
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