I’ll try-
Bro that’s why yer torso is built like a light bulb, ain’t that why your voice sounds like King Candy’s pervert little brother? Idk why people simp for you because yer head is shaped like a f**kin pizza- Guess it’s fitting huh? OH wait- You’re nowhere near the damn pizza because you work at a F**KING DAYCARE- and, finally (P I C T U R E S H O W N)