This story I call "the gay chicken nugget". I was in Tallahassee last year scoping out where I would move. My parents were out "looking at colleges" when really they had the audacity to go to a drag bar without me. Anyway, back at the virbo I was at there was a motel right next to it. And I saw a car roll into the motels parking lot and two guys got out, one in a slip dress with high heels and one in jorts, a f**k DeSantis shirt and with painted nails got out. They made out, then slip dress guy got back into the car and drove off. I met the jorts one through the window of my virbo and then his partner came back with McDonald's, they threw a nuggie up to me and I asked if they'd adopt me. They said maybe so now I gotta hunt 'em down.
