>be me, hanging out with my cat
>cat jumps up on my lap, purring and kneading
>start petting her and feeling relaxed
>suddenly, she looks up at me with those big, innocent eyes
>'uh oh,' I think to myself
>before I can react, she jumps up and swats at my balls
>instantly goes from cute to horrifying pain
>try to push her away, but she's determined to play
>cat proceeds to bat at my balls like a toy
>me, in agony, trying to protect myself while also trying not to hurt the poor fluffball
>eventually, I manage to wrench myself away and collapse onto the floor
>cat just sits there, looking at me like 'what's the problem?'
>never underestimate the power of a tiny furry predator on a mission
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