Template made by Handball

for mine
he got dropped on the head as a baby

for mine
his mother f**ked a moth

zoophile lo-
/j

not actually but bro's mom had a moth land on her while pregananat

*moth lands*
ambatakam

bro said "abrakadabra mf"

For mine

became the santa only to become a therapist afterwards.

For mine
She said f**k a lot and got dragged to hell (no I won’t give context)

f**k