Drake Hotline Bling

US: I could invade land and find oil that would make $$$$$$

Land: *fights back*
US: *dies*
Australia: *throws spiders at US*
US: *dies again*

Germany: tries invading France
France: hits germany with metal baugette

China: *steals Britain’s tea*
Uk: *dies*

So real

ikr?

What is ww3?

Well… it all started February 24th 2022… well… technically 2014

the 7 years war was the real ww1

Bro there’s no ww4 in the 2020’s

WW3: Russia, China, North Korea, Iran, Pakistan, Palestine, VS America, UK, France, Canada, South Korea, Poland

Palestine on its own side bro

oh welp

Lmao Palestine be fighting everyone

So real

The third side: Palestine, Australia, New Zealand, Taiwan, Ukraine, Moldova, Finland, Phillipines, Samoa, Mexico, Cuba

Russia: Hey, Cuba want some missiles?
USA: not again...

Real

And and Japan too

Yea let's not forget about Japan!

They’re one the third side too

Japan: starts attacking china again
China: Gets WW2 flashbacks

America: starts bombing Japan
Japan: gets ww2 flashbacks

Germany starts to attack Russia
Russia: Bad Choice, comrade

Finland: also attacks Russia
Russia: *sign of the cross*

Lol so true

Russia: *dies*
Ukraine: *attacks russia*
Russia: *dies again*