M if he was awesome

hello

Womp womp

"You alright, little guy?"
"H-hey! Just because I'm younger than you doesn't mean I'm little! :("

Poor guy

imagine one day the slightest mention of Lian's youth sends him into a breakdown

"IM NOT A KID IM A BIG STRONG MAN!!"

i imagine Mr asks him how his older siblings are doing and he just screams "I AM NOT A KID! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!"

"..w-what?"

"I'M 16 WHOLE YEARS OLD! I AM NOT A KID!!"

"I-I didn't say that!"

"I'M TIRED OF BEING TREATED LIKE A BABY!!"

LMFAO
pretty much lol

"you have to stop killing people"
"Blah blah blah"

fun fact that's not related: when Lauren got pregnant for the second time, Lloyd was all "ughhh i don't want a sibling :("
and Larissa was the same way when it happened a third time
and look how happy they all are now :D

Impossible

"Hey Lloyyyyyd! You're gonna be a big brother soon!"
"...what."

You know what they say
3rd time's the charm

AWWW

"booo >:("
"booo >:("
"OMG HES SO CUTE"

wait are you suggesting...

Hello there old sport

so yeah
domestic violence.

I wanna domestic violence that guy

"H-hello, um... I'd like to order a l-large pizza...?"
"...you've called 911 to order a pizza?"
"Y-yeah, uhm... j-just one large pizza please."
"This is the wrong number to call for pizza, ma'am."
"N-no, no, y-you're not understanding...!"
"...alright, we're gonna save you. Don't worry."

Ohhhh mannnn

Lauren's had a rough past :(

How? Look at that innocent face.

people take advantage of her innocence sometimes :(

imagine how sad Mr was when Lauren told him about the abusive guy

*he got a bit shocked*
"..I know you aren't."

"I know... it's just... mother[[FUDGE]]r, you know? Just because I'm the youngest doesn't mean I'm YOUNG!"

*he gets really shocked*
"Yeah, exactly!"

"...could you come my house and talk to them about it for me?"

"of course!"

"...thank you."

"no problem."

"...even Larissa calls me a kid..."

"we gotta fix this."

"We do. I [[FUNK]]ing hate it."

Oh yeah

Lloyd is pissed, Lian is crying, and Larissa is a mix of both

Mr is like Larissa but also feeling very protective and worrisome

she must be protected

Protectprotectprotect

that reminds me, not only are Lauren and the rest of the Funnyguy family alive in Ravenous's canon, they're not in any kind of danger

Wha what??

Lian protects them, he's like some absolutely demonic dog that will tear anyone to shreds except its owner and its owner's family

I'm assuming they do not like his tendency to kill people

they do not like it at all and they try to get him to change
they TRY

You have no idea

"Hey... Mr... did I tell you about the man I was with before Lawrence?"

"...no, I don't believe you have."

"Oh, he was absolutely horrible... he hit me every day... he never let me see my friends... he called me awful things..."

*his cheery demeanor immediately fades and he looks something like this*

"...he was absolutely sickening..."

*now he's starting to look like Cesar*

"...don't worry. I escaped him."

*in a slightly garbled voice*
"Oh you did, did you? Good. Where is he?"

"In prison. For life."

"I-I wasn't trying to belittle you!"

"I'M SICK OF THIS!!"

"I-I'm sorry!"

"W-wait... you just asked how my siblings were doing...?"

"ididntmeantomakeyoufeellittleimsorryim--
..y-yeah.."

"Oh... sorry... I've just been on edge as of late..."

"w-whats wrong?"

"...everybody's been acting like I'm a kid. And I hate it..."

"..ohh, Lian.. I'm so sorry.."

"I'm not a kid, God [[DARN]] it...!"

*creepy muffled laugh*
"Good."
*He then quickly recomposed himself*
"..I.. I'm sorry that had to happen to you.."

"Wanna hear how I escaped?"

"..? Well if you offered, it must be interesting. Sure."

"I called the cops, as you'd probably expect. HOWEVER, the guy was watching me like a hawk, so I had to be careful and creative. I disguised it as a pizza order."

"....that...was very.....clever."

"The person on the other end picked up on it almost immediately, too."

"...good job."

"...Mr? Are you alright?"

"...yeah..."

i imagine the kids are also extremely upset about it

What
I was just joking Abt what Lloyd said
What do you think I'm suggesting??

i thought you were suggesting a fourth sibling, the last line being Lian's reaction to them

No those were Lloyd's reactions the first second and
Wait a sec
Whoopsie I messed up
It would only be
"Booo >:("
"AWWWW LOOK AT HIMMM"
since only two kids came after him

ahhh alright

I made an oopsie

"...Mom? Are you pregnant again?"
"...maybe?"
"...[[DAM]] it."

"rats."
"Yes!"
"OMG YESSS!!"

do you think Lian ever gets sad about being the youngest sibling

While people do tend to love the youngest child I can imagine being sort of looked down on and treated like a little kid

"Guys... I'm 16... :("

*again, he was a bit startled*
"Shall we go?"

"...yeah..."

*they started going to his house*