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I have lots. Want to hear them?

Yuh

Eat rotten food
Mash turnip and sugar together
Get drunk
Have lots of hot water bottles and stuff then in your bed
Watch shock videos
Sir next to the sick person
Visit a sick person
Eat a lot of food
Sit in a freezer fro half an hour

The following above worked for me

I already eat food from the floor

Chug bleach

Good, good...

Uuuuh
Go outside in the cold wearing a tank top and shorts

No way I do that and got the flu, it took 2 weeks tho

That's how to get sick tho

Lick a hand rail

Yep

The most effective way to get sick is by licking a hand rail

Makes sense

You could've drank ice-cold water in winter.

Nvm it's today it's JOEVER

motor oil

Can I get a large glass of that plz

ok but seriously, a combination of lots of salt water, a toothbrush up your mouth (it works better then fingers) and smelling shit that smells works well

And drinking petrol

Yum

Eat stuff raw

Yup

lick the bottom of a toilet seat, it seems gross but al least you get sick

Yes

I just did
When I get sieck

or try drinking toilet water

My face can't reach it

then use your hands to reach it

Makes sense

LAUNCH THE LARGEST TERRORIST ATTACK SINCE 9/11. SHOOT EVERYONE. LIGHT THEM ON FIRE. MAKE THEM SUFFER UNTIL THEY ARE CRUCIFIED.

And that's not how I get sick
That's how I kill thousands of people in a painful and horrible way
But
I'll consider that in any other case :(

I meant :)