CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE EARNED SOME OVERTIME WHICH WE DON'T CONDONE HERE, WE'LL MAIL YOU YOUR LAST PAYCHECK MINUS THE COST OF WIPING ALL TRACES OF YOU FROM OUR DATABASES; BUT BEFORE YOU GO, TAKE THIS CERTIFICATE OF BLACKLISTED, YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO FIND WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN, NOW GET LOST
