SCANDALOUS!!!!!! THIS PEPPER IS IN SOME PRETTY HOT WATER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!!!!!!!

THAT'S MY LINE I GET TO TALK LIKE SOMEBODY FROM THE '60S

BA DUM *CRASH*

I’m calling the safety department
He’s gonna get this post deleted

AHHHHHHH GET IT AWAY FROM MEEEEE

>he trips
>he falls forwards, pushing the stepladder backwards
>splat sound effect as he ends up in the bucket upside-down (it was full of paint for some reason)
>he falls onto the ground, gets up and runs around with those cartoon running sfx with the bucket on his head
>he trips
>he falls
>the bucket falls off but not before covering him in purple
>he gets up looking unamused
>everybody laughs at him and he walks away all sad n shit

i read "he trips, he falls" to the tune of shut me up by mindless self indulgence lmfao

RECKLESS! CHILDREN, AVERT YOUR EYES!

GUMMY NOOOO! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

HOW DARE YOU

I need some lotion and tissues

Cause im sick and i have dry skin