exp farm?

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so true

Normalised slavery

nah if he was real he would help

Exactly everything is so wrong with Santa now that I think about him:
Who actually survived the cold in the North Pole with those clothes?
Who lives just eating cookies and drinking Milk (but the milk part would be cool and delicious)?
Who lives in a land so isolated without humans and is so happy?
Why does he use child labor?
Why does he make the elves make the toys on Christmas Eve? He couldn't have started at a better time?

pretty sure he would eat more than cookies and milk... I'd own a few chickens so i could make omelettes

Who knows?

For any underaged users, Santa if fake.

Santa may be fake, but there was a historical figure named St. Nicholas and while I highly doubt he is still alive today, he was an actual person.

not true

yes true