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As a “swiftie” I support you
I won’t even cal myself a swiftie bc I just like her music (not all) like why would I like bad songs 🤷‍♀️
Actual swifties be like “omg she is breathing this means it’s a sign!!! Her new album “breathe” is out on 13th of Jan!!!” Bruh Stfu 😒

frrrrr.

Real "swifties" are obsessive weirdos with no lives.
"OMGGGG SHE FARTED I HAVE TO CATCH HER BUTT-JUICE-AIR IN A JAR SO I CAN SNIFF IT!!!!11!!!1!"

*SNIFF*

fr

hopefully she leaves "swiftly''

LMAOOOOO

with her own ''tailored'' plane