I'm not making fun of you, I'm making fun of how people think Minecraft needs to be made easier. In 2012, it was so difficult do much of anything, just binge a bit of EVO SMP. 1.10-1.15 was Minecraft's prime for difficulty, its Goldilocks zone. Nothing was too easy, or too difficult. Now we have Netherite armor which when paired enchants it's almost impossible to die, and we have Ancient Cities which are easy to loot if you know how and give way too much good stuff. It's already so easy now, removing Wardens would make worlds without an Ancient City near spawn not worth playing in, removing pufferfish would make oceans too easy to traverse, woodland mansions and strongholds are supposed to be difficult, and bats add a ton of ambiance to caves.
I forgot about slow falling though, as I don't use it. I always get Elytra ASAP and I just use shulker bullets to raise me up to the ship.