be honest, depression_much

Statistically, as long as you try, you have a chance.
Unless you’re trying to fly. Don’t do that.

Uh oh.
So what your saying is I won’t land…
Alive?

Wait no wait don’t do it

Pal, I’ve been falling for the past 3 days…

Do you need help?

Maybe send a plane, I’m almost to earth

Will do

Oh yeah some parachutes too, I’ve reached terminal velocity and need to slow down

Thanks bro

for what?

Idk