Maury Lie Detector

AS SCHOOLCHILDREN, WE WERE TAUGHT "I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C OR WHEN SOUNDED AS A AS IN 'NEIGHBOR' AND 'WEIGH.'"; NEITHER A FINANCIER SEIZING COUNTERFEIT MONEY, NOR A WEIRD SOVEREIGN FROM A FOREIGN SOCIETY, NOR A SLEIGHT SEISMOLOGIST WITH A SPECIES OF HEIFER, NOR A LEISURELY SHEIK WITH AN ANCIENT KALEIDOSCOPE, NOR AN HEIR OF GREAT HEIGHT WITH A CONSCIENCE, NOR AN EFFICIENT SCIENTIST WITH PROTEIN FORFEITED THEIR STEINS. BUT THEY ALL DETERMINED THAT WAS A LIE.