I DID IT, OKAY

Literally every kid in my school: Bro imagine liking someone for who they are not what they look like bodywise and not making fun of them bc they're a virgin couldn't be me
Me: *Blinks*

Nani?

Honestly

Good luck bro
You gonna get lucky or get your heart broken, ripped out of your body and then stomped on
Good luck bro

And I just don't like her, but I love everything about her (Except her friends)

Oh
Bros into it

I confessed to mine and she just froze so I knew that was a no

Somebody reply

rip
say someone took something of yours and forced you to do it, and that you don't actually like her *

remember, lying is always an option if you get rejected *

**NOTE: if the confession is too over the top, you might not be believed. if it was short and simple, you can be believed

I love her

Man you got some balls

Thanks dude

Welcome

Oh cool so her name is JuSECRECYSECRECYSECRECYSECRECY she has a beautiful name

How did u know that that was bro?

And that is not her name, her name is Faith, and Julian is the scumbag who's computer I used to tell her. And he sold on me.

lmao i'd doxx him to the ground, any personal information at all is to be sold for the price of free on all corners of the internet

bundles are the best. full name, face, address, anything.

here's how you're gonna stay anonymous: first, download linux onto a USB flash drive. then, plug that flash drive into your PC (or any PC) and launch linux via that flash drive (that step is very important). next, download Tor there (don't worry, you will only be using the normal internet, Tor is just for privacy). now download a free VPN, activate the VPN and open up Tor. now spread that personal information as far across the internet as you can

it cannot be traced back to you. if you want to be even more safe, using Tor you could open a cloud browsing service so you have a 6th layer of security

after you are done, simply unplug the flash drive. everything you just did on that computer has been forgotten forever, you were never there

What’s her Imgflip user if she has one?

She probably doesn't.

Her name is NOT Julian, it was just the name of the guy who's computer I used.

But my name is Julian XD

Different person...

What is your gender?

croissant

Same

Boy

Judging by your rank, you cannot be him as he would have to be new.

my dude you are frikkin braver than me gl

as a female i love the name faith so honestly dude I dont blame you

I love her (Don't Judge)

Nobody is judging you

i will not judge you for being honest

oh also you should go look at my most recent meme I think you might like it

It has to be a better confession

nice job, if she rejects you say that someone got on your computer while you weren't around and did that as a prank, and that you don't actually like that

I sent it to her on a friends computer, and he spilled the beans.

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now why don't you be her new friend?

WDYM?

The smartest thing to do to your crush is to make her your friend

She is, or was, but now I don't know.

That's fine

thats how you get friendzoned, have you EVER been friends with a crush before??

BITCH PUT THE CAPS LOCK DOWN

NO CAPS LOCK, IT'S CALLED HOLDING SHIFT.

STOPHOLDIN THE SHIFT BUTTON

ALSO, I DON'T WALK ON FOUR LEGS< AND I AM NOT A FEMALE

BRRRRUUUUUH