2024 Election Presidential Candidate: Potato; Doesn't tumble on its own.
Won't get confused in an interview.
Has more spine than most politicians.
More competent than Biden.
Won't mock disabled people. @darking2jarlie; Won't screw up confidential documents.
Has no shady ties with foreign entities.
Won't destroy economy or environment.
Indifferent to liberal/conservative politics.
Never denied holocaust. Is eco friendly.
Loved by everyone. Won't wage oil wars.
And sure as hell hasn't porked
Stormy Daniels only to refuse it later.
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