Who Would Win?

He's a kid, I'll just boot up my laptop and watch cartoons with him.

lol

I have a gun and several knives… I am too incompetent to be able to fight with them though

lol

I HAVE A GUN

freddy would definitely take the W

i got a school chair

I got 5 knives, a sink, a toaster, and a Xmas tree.

trip him of my 4 store home then lit him on fire

First Freddy fazbear would see me sitting in a chair across the living room, he would then charge to attack me and trip on a weight and get pierced by a fire stroker, thats when i light the fire in the chimney and drag him to his death, hearing the animation scream in pain.

shotgun count?

uhhh idk I'd probably torture him with the chip spinning for a hour with funkytown I'm the background (if you don't know what I'm talking about go to YouTube and search: chip.)

The things in my house: