The smoke detectors get an adrenaline rush when he pulls out that skillet

dads:

lol

This happens all the time when ever my dad cooks we have to open all the windows and use the broom to turn off the smoke detector

My entire apartment had to evacuate because my dad dropped a spice onto the pan, which then flew up and hit the sprinklers.

lol

the living room when he's making steak

I tought First that this is a painting.

lol

if one more person says "real" im gonna go off and i dont mean with words

Real

Real