lmao I ruined the concept art with some text because I can :]

he does look like one tho you can't lie 😭

yes why thank you :)

“Thank YOU for givin’ me money so I can pay off a bit of my medical bill. That wheelchair ain’t free, y’know?”

haha yeah :)... *DESTROYS WHEELCHAIR AND RUNS AWAY*

“MY WHEELCHAIR!”

“Dangit. My insurance don’ even covah toasine-related damage…”

skill issue

“Shuddup.”

AYE LEAVE MY SON ALONE >:(

“SAYS YOU! You broke my wheelchair!”

YEAH BECAUSE YOU WERE MEAN TO KEVIN >:( *slap*

……

*Ugly crying*

“JOOOOEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!”

Cool

*dies*

Fine. I'll do in myself.

Lmaoooo

And he lived a long and happy life.

Technically he does in the end. There’s like a bunch of undiscussed lore

…

Dude, you have some serious unspoken problems

“Blame Sapphi for writin’ my lore.”

*turns to fourth wall*
"YOU."

NYEH HEHEHEHEHEH

*crawls outta the screen*
"SHOULDNA DONE THAT"

AAAAAAAAAAA

REWRITE HIS CANON NOW!!

NUUUUUU

FIVE

“I definitely have problems.”

Sorry to hear that man

Thanks my guy :D

Np problem my homie

he really do look like a salesman tho

Yep sure does

He looks like he could convince me to buy bacon soup

"please I need to pay off this wheelchair"

“My insurance doesn’t cover dad-related car crash injuries.”

WAIT WHAT

“Its awright. I mean, this is normal. Right? Every biological dad hates their kids….”

UH NO

Cory can confirm he also believed this about biological dads

OH NOOOOOOO

"Everybody knows, if he caused ya to exist, he hates ya."
"...what do you mean that's not normal??"

Bro you have no idea how badly this would make Mr want to kill Cory's dad
If OJ doesn't get to him first

GET OVER HERE JASPER *Tackle*
H E A D
P A T S
M U S T
B E
G I V E N

"WHAT THE- GET OFFAH ME!"

Ye :)

NEVER
HEAD PATS MUST BE GIVEN

"Actually...That ain't so bad..."

^^
(My eeevilll plan is workin')

(WHAT EVIL PLAN???)

(😈)
Anyway
H e a d
P a t z

“Don’t get too comfortable. I’ll give ya ten more seconds and then I won’t be grinnin’ any longah.”

I stole your wheelchair and sold it on ebay xxxx
*run*

"DANGIT! THAT'S THE THIRD ONE!"

Hehe

Also stole your tie, and your soup, xoxo

“Okay REALLY? Now this is just insultin’ me.”