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THE [BLANK] SPEAKS [BLANK]; THE SWISS WHEN THE PEOPLE START SPEAKING GERMAN IN LICHTENSTEIN, OOPS SORRY ABOUT THAT; THE GERMANS WHEN THE STREETS START SPEAKING SPEAKING DANISH; THE BRITISH WHEN THE FOREST STARTS SPEAKING AMERICAN ENGLISH; THE USA WHEN THE TREES START SPEAKING VIETNAMESE; THE USA WHEN THE MOUNTAINS START SPEAKING PASHTO; THE SOVIETS WHEN THE MOUNTAINS START SPEAKING DARI; THE GERMANS WHEN THE STEPPES START SPEAKING RUSSIAN; THE FRENCH WHEN THE MUD STARTS SPEAKING RUSSIAN; THE SOVIET WHEN THE SNOW STARTS SPEAKING FINNISH; THE CHINESE AND THE JAPANESE WHEN THEY HERE EACH OTHERS' LANGUAGE