sans and papyrus

What color is an orange?

Papyrus: " Orange obviously!"
Sans: " Well Orange YOU curious"
Papyrus: " Sans I swear I will kill you"

Come up with multiple puns I can tell to my friend, he is just like papyrus and I want to annoy him

Papyrus: "Why do I have to suffer..."

Sans: " BETTTTTTT
1. What do you call a funny skeleton? Very HUMERous
2. What do you call a frozen skeleton? CHILLED to the bone
3.What do you call a dumb skeleton? numb SKULL

For number 3, is that the only answer? I could probably use BONEHEAD instead

Sans: " you can twist it like that too. But I chose numb skull because their brain is numb."

route

HEY SANS, SANS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CHAOS CHAOS FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW, NOW!

What is the best McDonald’s sauce?

Sans: SKELETON SAUCE
Papyrus: " don't have one ever since I put all of them into my spahgehtti. WANNA TRY SOME!?

Nyeh heh heh? Or hyen ehe ehe?

NO WHY WOULD YOU

Papyrus: " NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHHEH HEH HEHHEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH"