Goofy rp.mp3

Paleo: Alright Blook, you're begging me to do this.

Blook: "Bro he just said that to me"

Paleo: Dude, you seriously got rid of a team member.

Blook "He'll be back in 5 minutes dw"

Paleo: And this why I never got you to a kirby convention.

*5 mins later*

Paleo: Ok. That thing should be done now.

*Bloo appears back*

Bloo: Please don't do that again.
Paleo: Don't dare him, he knows when you're daring.
Red Bomber: Can we start already, I want some action!
Pomni: ........... Who is he?
Red Bomber: What you never seen a bomberman before?
Pomni: No.

*The sun texture changes to Blook's mask face*

Pomni: What the.....
Red Bomber: Ohhh, that does not look normal.

[ok so before we get problematic i want to return to tycoons

*He didnt die lmao*

Paleo: I don't care. He's probably gonna die by any kind of moment around this world.
*Meanwhile with AU Tabi*
AU Tabi: Hmm? Acid? The f**k is acid?

*He appears in the city bc you're ruining something I'm trying to do rn*

*Bro how am I ruining crap*
AU Tabi: Dafuq was that? Eh, who cares. I wonder what happens if I touch it.
*Soon as he touches it, his hand got burnt*
AU Tabi: Ouch! That burns. Oook, best to stay away from it.

*I teleported AU Tabi into the city and you're ignoring that*

*Dude I just wanted him to see what acid is. Plus wasn't acid a city thing?*

*Ok fine but he's in here*

AU Tabi: ....... I want to die

Blook: "At least stick out for a few more days"

AU Tabi: You don't understand. I'm not getting a girlfriend after what I did to your AU's girlfriend. I've been trying to get a girl every time but it always fails. I don't think I'm a perfect dude around this damn place. And now I have crippling depression.

Blook: OK then

Pomni: What is it we need to find?
Me: A genderswap thingy.

*The sun returns to normal*

Red Bomber: Ok now it's normal.

*Oh btw he forgot to say this but AU Tabi is still alive & out for blood (He's the one who actually has an evil intention)*

Paleo: Didn't we just forget about the guy.

Blook: "That was Trollface"

Paleo: I know, but I was talking about the more evil version of Tabi.

*Trollface is the one we fogor

Paleo: You do realize I was trying to forget AU Tabi too. I already forgotten Trollface and now I gotta forget him.

Blook's voice: "Hey i'm watching. I'm, like, omniscient and stuff in this form thingy"

Red Bomber: Paleo, no offense to your friend here but your friend is somewhat strangely creepy.
Paleo: He can be that sometimes.

Blook: "It's like I'm a narrator y'know"

*Blud thinks he's a new narrator*

*Y'know what, I'm gonna say this once and only once: Don't bully him.*

*i'm just saying bro*
Paleo: Can we just start the damn thing, We just need to know what's in the phocking box.

Blook: "Ok so there's also this thing Trollface left before we killed him off for good that is in here somewhere
AND NO it's not what youre thinking... ok maybe it is, it's a genderswap machine
Not gonna turn you into a boy/girl but it will clone you but as one"

Paleo: Is that seriously in the mystery box?

Blook: "No, it's hidden somewhere"

Paleo: Alright guys, find it.

Blook: "Oh btw watch out, every half hour there's a challenge"

Inko: Like what?

*He's gone*

Inko: Hey wait!

Blook: "Oh yeah uh i'm not gonna list off every single damn challenge so just wait until one comes along"

Bloo: Wow, what a lazy dude.
Paleo: Trust me, he sometimes irritates me.
Pomni: ...Who?
Paleo: Nevermind, let's get this started

Blook: "I heard that, and I don't wanna list of a whole deck of cards' worth of challenges because there's like a hundred"

Bloo: Shut up mister big ears, It's no wonder why you hear everything that people say.
Paleo: Blook, just start this so we can get this over with.

*Blook snaps his fingers and Bloo gets a punishment*
Blook: "Before I leave, you're going to be locked in the punishment room."

Paleo: Damn it Blook, you just can't let it go can you?

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

*Blue Bomber still sleeping*
Bloo: Pfft, talk about heavy sleepier

*Blook's head enlarges*
Blook: "BLT SANDWICH"

Paleo: I'll just replace him with someone else.
*Replaces Blue Bomber with Pomni*
Pomni: ...... Where am I?
Red Bomber: Is that a clown?

Blook: "Ok because Pomni is here now we have to re-explain the rules"

Red Bomber: I'm asking here, is she a clown?
Paleo: She's a jester.

Blook: "Pomni, try to survive this city until you either get eliminated or are the only one left"

Pomni .... Um, ok?

Blook: "Now, can we begin?"

Paleo: Yeah.

Blook: "I was thinking the Bombers or something but it's your choice."

RP 3: Dude, that's literally the stupidest question in my entire life!
RP 2: What? I'm a new g-
*He disappears*
RP 3: ........ Is he dead?
RP 4: Oh shit.
RP 1: Hey guys, you seeing thi-
*Also disappears*
RP 3: I don't like where this is goi-
*Disappears as well*
RP 4: Oh no. I'm next!

Blook: "bye"

RP 4: No, NO! NOOOOO-
*He also disappears*
*Then 2 inklings appeared (Inko and a new inkling oc, Bloo.) and 2 Bombermen appeared (Red and Blue)*

Blook: "Hello"

Bloo: Hi.

Blook: "So you guys all have to survive this city until 1 of you remains. The winner gets a mystery box"

Paleo: Ok.
Red Bomber: I wonder what's in the box?
Inko: Idk.

Blook: "Could be anything"

Bloo: I'm never been in one of these before, so im new to this.
*Blue Bomber still sleeping*
Red Bomber: Blue. Get up.

Host: "Welcome to my game! I-"
Blook, who crushed him with a Thwomp: "It's mine now. Listen, the 9 of you have to survive in Robloxia City until only one of you is left."

Paleo: Oooook.

*4 of the characters here will be played by Paleo and 4 by me, with Paleo himself being the remaining player*

RP 1: Ayo where am I?
RP 2: Huh, what's going on?
RP 3: Bruh, am I in a go***amn Roblox game or something.
RP 4: Dude.
Paleo: What in the world?
(Note in case if you don't know: RP stands for Random Player)

RP 5: "I think we're in a game."
RP 6: "We need names bro"
RP 7: "Let's be guests"
RP 8: "No that just gets confusing"

RP 4: Bro how tf are these guys.

*Blook kicks the last 4 out in place of TVHead, Woom, Marissa, and GUEST*

RP 4: ._.
RP 3: Ok then, that was weird.

Blook: "Paleo who should we replace them with"

Paleo: Hmmm...
RP 4: No no no, don't replace us! Idk what if you do that but please no!
RP 2: What's replace?