IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
CALLS HIMSELF A
"COMMON SENSE" CONSERVATIVE; SENSELESS
CONSERVATIVES; AS IF HAVING "COMMON SENSE" INVOLVES SITTING ON YOUR BUTT
IN THE SUBURB YOU'VE NEVER LEFT, PERPETUALLY PANICKING OVER
WHAT PROPAGANDISTS ON TV SAY PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER MEET
ARE DOING ON CAMPUSES AND IN CITIES YOU'LL NEVER GO TO