hello internet, welcome to Lian Theory (by Elfiya)

lesbiab??????

Do lesbians get periods?

LIAN NOOOOOOOOOO
but since being a lesbian causes no physical changes, yes.

i feel like Larissa coulda answered that one

*Larissa looks over Lian's shoulder as he types this*
Larissa: "Yes."
Lian: "wh- wait how do you know?"
*Larissa walks off*
Lian: "HOW DO YOU KNOW??"

LMFAOAOA

Lian: "HOW??"
Larissa: "Uh, being lesbian has to do with your brain, not your body. Simple as that."
*Perfume ad with seggsy lady comes on, Larissa gets all floostered*

BAHAHHAHGHG

Larissa "oh 😳 uhm oh golly uh 😳😳 uh oh wow 😳😳😳😳😳 uh"

He would definitely need Mr's help for stuff

"Hey, Mr... I need help with something."

"Yeah?"
*Thank God the group therapist is also a huge nerd*

"I'm starting a show called Lian Theory. It's where I answer the big questions. Like, what happened to Blorbgus? Or what's... what's my real name? ...Point is, I need your help running the show."

"Sounds great!
Wait, who's Blorbgus?
..REAL NAME??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL NAME!?!"

WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY MEAN REAL NAME

before he was called Lian, i was gonna name him something that i legitimately cannot remember for the life of me

A

A DEEP DIVE into the term "Josanity"...WHAT DOES IT MEAN, REALLY? (Ft. The Trinity) ||| Lian Theory.

i really like this

question

are any of them here???

(i genuinely do not know)

what

are

JOSIAH
JOSANITY
or JOP

on here, in any way???

bc i genuinely cannot tell!!!

nah, only my old, forgottenish characters

i should do that.........

bc i have an imperial SHITTON of them.

(squared by the power of 🔺️triangle🔺️)

:0

There's two categories, and by that, I mean Eras to my art.

The Flipaclipian Era

And The Ibis Era.

(No, I'm not including characters that have been drawn on paper, like C0RINITY or Jebidaiah. That shit is a whole different boxing match.)

*makes giant fuсking hole in the wall*

"I have arrived!"

"today's theory: how much spider dick can i handle"

2 hours later
"a f**king lot"

LMFAO NOOO

"ouuughhhhh"

"ughhh shouldn't have done thatttt"

"will can you get the emergency coffee thermos im exhaustedddd"

"ughhh mrrr come get me pleaseeeee"

"LIAN WHAT HAPPENED??"

"a mistake"

*notices will*
"Oh. Uh do you need anything in particular?"

"a cold rag or something"

*Mr fixed him a cool rag*
*Mr noticed the camera*
Mr: "...Lian, you weren't..."

"it was... for science"

"..you weren't planning on putting this on.. *Black Orange site logo* right?"

"no-"

Mr: "phew. T-this isn't live, right?"

"ummmmm-"

Mr: "YOU LIVE FILMED YOURSELF DOING-- UH-- YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE FILM!!"

"ughh... i know... don't yell at me right now, i feel horrible..."

"sorry.."
*Turns off camera*
"You're probably gonna get banned for this though.."

"i wasn't doing it on camera... i was below the counter..."

"I know, but I'm sure it was audible.. you still filmed yourself commiting a sexual act."

"i don't know what i was thinking... i'm sorry... it started off as a joke... i knew this stupid 'community questions' episode was a bad idea..."
(This is the first time Mr has heard that it was a community questions episode.)

*what is a community questions thing*

[fans make questions for Lian to answer. this fan was, uh, "interesting"]

*has a small fit then takes a deep breath*
"Lian, if anyone asks you to do anything harmful or sexual, or anything that would hurt you or your reputation, do not do it."

"i'm sorry... i'm getting tired... i'm such an idiot..."

"it's not your fault, some creep knew this and decided to take advantage of you."

*malicious chuckling*

Oh you sick monster.

"Sick's my name! Don't wear it out!"

"maybe i should just live the rest of my life alone..."

"No, no, I didn't say that! It's just.. you've gotta put a little thought into things!"

"everyone just takes advantage of me... i'm getting SICK OF IT..."

"I know.. but I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you safe, alright?"

"never trust another person never trust another person never trust another person never trust another person never trust another person never trust another person never trust another person never trust another person never trust another person..."

"Lian, NO!"

(It seems Lian is having a meltdown. Mr has never seen this happen before. It feels like the whole earth is shaking.)
"can'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisnocan'ttakethisno..."

*Mr gives him a really tight hug (Oddity strength) and Will gives him a hug too*
"..don't you trust me?"

"notfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunnynotfunny..."

"Lian, I'm being serious. Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't trust me."
*He took off his bag and with his normal face, looked him dead in the eyes*

(Lian can't look Mr in the eye. He just stares at the floor, wide-eyed, shaking harder than Mr has ever seen.)
"Just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone just leave me alone..."

*Mr silently let go of Lian and got up*
*Sniff*
*He walked away, sniffling a bit*

"THAT'S IT! NO MORE INTERACTION, EVER! GOODBYE!"
[this is going somewhere i promise]

*Will actually decided to leave and went next to Mr, who was sobbing with his face in his hands*

(Hours later, Lian approaches Mr, dried tears down his face, trembling.)

*Mr stared at Lian as if waiting for him to tell him whether he trusted him*

"...hey..."

*sniff*
"...d-do you trust me?"

"...I do. I'm sorry about all that stuff a few hours ago... I just got so overwhelmed... and angry... and sick..."

"...do y-you trust m-me?"

"I said I do..."

*He tightly hugged Lian*

"D-did I scare you...? I didn't mean to... I know I don't usually act like that..."

".. it's just...
..I-I was scared you.. you really didn't trust me anymore.."

"...in that moment, I didn't trust a single living creature. Not even Mom."

*SNIFF*
*He shivered a bit*

(Upon closer inspection, Lian's colors have faded and become sickly pale.)

"..are you ok? You look a bit sick."

"...I just... feel drained... drained of energy... drained of hope..."

"..oh god..."

"...why? Why are people so cruel? Why do they see me as nothing more than a f**king OBJECT?"
(Mr is shocked by Lian's sudden profanity.)

"...I...I don't know. I don't even know what to tell you."

[fun fact: the whole "Lian's Breakdown" thing originates from a weird nap dream i had a few hours ago]

Huh

[it's pretty much exactly what happened here, minus the context of on-stream sex]

*Sigma_130 says: "YOU SHOULD*LTG*NOW!!!"*

he just got tired of people only using him for sexual value

*Lian literally throws his camera at the wall and it shatters*

i imagine Mr was about to check on him, and then he witnesses this and is just "0_0"

Like what if it hit right next to the doorframe
Mr, opening the door: "Lian, you alri--"
*Camera hits the wall next to the door, Mr scrambles*

NOOO POOR GUY

LMFAO IMAGINE IF LIAN WAS JUST "oh hey sorry! 😇"

AWWW

WYM AWWWW

lian is always adorable to me

Even when raging

Yes

Is Lian the kind of person who rages, the kind of person who cries, who rage quits, who takes it, or the person who just calmly sets the game down?

he definitely "calmly" sets the game down and, depending on the severity, begins crying

Rage quits?

nah, just carefully puts it down but with rage behind those calm eyes, if you know what i mean

Mr literally just
"|:("
*Sets the game down*
"Imma go get some food or something."

LMFAOOOO

Joel and I are disturbed

also sorry about drifting away from the topic, we watching the mario movie
and guess what we're having for dinner

spider dick???

[[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]]❌❌❌

patsa :D

what if we did that one lady and the tramp scene but instead we end up biting and gnashing at eachother like rabid animals😳

Bloodlust