dawns yo mama

Dude nothing can stop them, they're too stupid to feel mental pain

Gun point easiest way to scare a 12 year old by far

Nuclear airstrike

tell them that someday they’ll place their last minecraft block or play their last roblox game

Now you’re scaring me

Fun fact there is meaning behind the insult "your mother was a hamster and your father reeked of elderberries"
Hamsters often abandon their children and elderberries are (or were) used in wines
In other words
Your mom left you and your dad is a drunk

show them gore