lemme set the stage
Lian enters his boss's office after being called, tugging at his hoodie's drawstrings nervously.
Boss: "Relax, Funnyguy. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello."
Lian: "Phew..."
Boss: "...And goodbye! You're FIRED!"
Lian: "HRRRNNG-"
Boss: "Wait... perhaps I'm being too hasty. You are highly talented..."
Lian: "...oh...?"
Boss: "...AT SCREWING UP!!"
Lian: "HRRRRNNNGG-"
Boss: "Now, don't worry, Lian. You're the type of person I can really dig."
Lian: "..."
Boss: "...A GRAVE FOR."
Lian: "HRRRRRRRRNG-"
Boss: "Your work ethic is ineffecacious."
Lian: "...h-huh...?"
Boss: "THAT MEANS YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!"
Lian: "AAAGGGHH-"