As for me uh idk I’d probably just steal food for the sake of survival (LEGAL**** FFS I DIDN’T THINK)

none, because they're all legal

Tax evasion, grand larceny, murder, possession with intent, B&E, Trespassing, Assault. Battery, Unlawful distribution of methanphetanine.

Oh, and jaywalking.

Yeah me too! + arson

I would take the dead bodies off the streets, because there will be dead bodies, and sell their bone marrow. I’d make a damn lot of money

"if all crimes were made illegal"
dude they already are

I didn’t think when typing the image
Read edited title

murder

also raping minors

steal

Assuming war crimes are also legal... well let's just say I'd turn a lot of people to a fine red paste with a warthog

Ddos attacks, grand theft, and a f**king sword duel

should go raid a museum and nab the swords

Nah ima forge my own

no idea

steal money and food but make sure no one steals mine

the crime of being too cool!!!!!!11!

(And killing 50 people)

theyre already illegal bc crimes

None cuz they're All illegal

They already are illegal…?

Edited title lol

nvm
steal and murder

sex with minor🤤
/j

haiiiiiii hru

wh

based

thats not based u f**king idiot pedophilia is a serious crime

-🤓

says the one who thinks hes a "sigma gigachad" by saying racial slurs and posting p0rn and needs therapy

bro got heated cuz a literal joke 💀😭

now u say its a joke
but theres no /j

i hate that i have to say "/j" when it's clearly a joke

idfk how to differentiate whats a joke and whats not bc its coming from u
youve said some pretty f**ked up stuff

real

You have to because without the /j it wouldn't be clearly obvious

ok fine
it was /j

W lavender

thx :)

np

WTF

murder