No mom, it isn't a pokémon, it's an amphibian.

Axolotl used confusion!
The opposing machamp is now confused!
It hit itself in confusion!
Axolotl used take-down!
Critical hit!
The opposing machamp fainted!
Axolotl gained 1208 exp. points!
Axolotl grew to level 30!
Axolotl is trying to learn mega punch!
Forget an old move?
1, 2, aand.. Poof!
Axolotl forgot double slap, and learnt mega punch!