potato

It has been proven that you can kill somebody with nothing but a raw potato

Is no one going to question the particle accelerator?

Yeah i was about to point that out. We all know the particle accelerator is dangerous enough

Banana powerful.

Melvin the Duck deployed it against Rex the T-Rex and it was super-effective.

Poison, use the skin of a banana to suffocate someone, bash someone head in with the potato, choke someone by shoving the banana and/or potato down someone’s throat, gouge someone’s eyes out with the end bit of the banana, and if the course the good ol classic, planting the banana on the ground so someone slips over.

How to weaponize a toddler.

How to weaponize a virus.

What the f**k were you trying to weaponize in the first place?!

How to weaponize a liver