accidentally threw my aunt's urn at my brother.

ok that's borderline dark as hell, take my upvote you monster

cow shit

a plunger

A grenade

Waluigi Launcher

This is gonna be even funnier out of context

A wii remote

i threw a tree

dont ask

why?

A Nerf machine gun

my jeans that I just took off
our parents are mad at us for not getting ready for bead when they send us upstairs

a cactus

Smash

a thermonuclear bobm

I used a floor lamp as a sword once

Freddy fazbear

A smurf, a hand torch (which gave them a black eye), a book called Poo, and many more things

little timmy i choose you!