me and my tired self with the messed up hair. i need it cut fr

Cute

yeah alr sureeeeeeeeee

No I'd kiss, maybe smash

sureeeeeeeee

Shut the f**k up I mean it <3

come over and do it then :)

Ffffine

i love my jacket tho. comfy asf

Real

You need a haircut? HAHAHAHA pathetic

Bro has the same length hair as me

Actually shorter

black jacket gang

Yuh

You think YOU need it cut, mine is down to my shoulders

The look of a virgin:

ONG

Wheres the eagles poster above your bed that makes you cream every time you see it?

its above my bed. its to my right in the photo

Least die-hard eagles fan:

eh. my dads a cowboys fan (we live in texas)

Your dad is probably a drag-racer then.

nah. he did ride motorbikes alot back in his days. he was in a biker gang i think. he crashed and was sliding on the highway one time. after that he never rode one again. and thats why his email is laidbiker1 or something (its probs his name

apart from the virgin jokes you're actually a good lookin dude

Not gay but would hit if I was a girl

considering you scored someone like dbuchy ill take it

our relationship is satire dawg 😭

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