because he's dead. you have to wake up. this entire world is a simulation. the chicken never crossed the road. he went home to and decided to have a good life and start a family. then on one fateful day, you were driving and the stoplight malfunction. the chicken was crossing with his family at that time. you couldn't stand the guilt so you got your friends to create a simulation where this is just a simple joke. this caused you to be in a coma for 5 years. please wake up
