Let’s play a game

telekinesis

only pancakes

best side effect ever

MAH F****** PANCAKES

I can see and change the future and the past

Chronic migraines

a worthy sacrifice

every time you travel one of your bones breaks

I have the power to turn all gay's straight

but they’re leaving you more women

Who said I wanted a woman?

I'mma be single forever.

lavender:

but you are gay

Then I would use the power on myself

but it doesnt work 99% of the time? what was bro tryna do?

Rid the world of queers. I hate queers
they're icky

youre icky

Okay buddy 👍

imma go simple here, what’s the side effect of invisibility

Your balls remain visible

that’s hot

https://i.imgflip.com/88tku6.gif

tits visible? 👀

if i was woman

Nuh uh. Ovaries are just balls on the inside

oh

😔

Being a cute femboy that girls want :3

but you are judged by bad people

Allergic to estrogen

bit itonic

you become a normal person

teleportation

only 1 inch away from you

bruh id just walk faster

every time you teleport you have a severe epileptic seizure

soul manipulation

it goes in your ass

naur

The soul can fight back if they try hard enough

yeahhhh betttt i just wanna be like the puppet lol (im nightmarionne if u couldnt tell)

Noice

btw rockstar freddy ive made a couple memes about you i dont think you will be happy about so dont look at my profile

Best gunner ( I’m joining the army)

you have no arms

How would I shoot

feet

lol