Wow im so creative

lian more goober

While Lian is in fact a goober

Will has goober levels far beyond

nuh uh

The meat grinder incident:

Now he's a burger

w-what

Basically

Silly things happened

A drug cartel got involved

And Will was thrown into a meat grinder

BURGER WILL NO WAY

Home of the willburger

"if i see a will burger around here, mmmm-hmm ima be a one man willburger apocalypse!"

The

he

•°•°•
He is staring at you

The lightspider stare

RANDOM IDEA

THIS

BUT WITH LIAN AND WILL

Lmao

And this, with Lian holding Will, and that being Mr's hand

Awww
Mr's first day out of the hospital after being bitten by Will. Lian asked him to dress nicer as a this was kind of a big occasion. He wore a bow tie. Mr was not exactly happy to see Will. Thankfully he didn't act on it.

Will can deescalate any situation by going "ssssowwwy..." in the cutest voice imaginable

Well he can try
I don't think it worked on the cartel

"do you understand what you did? Do you understand death, Will? You almost killed me."
":3"
*Actually almost lunged at him*

"Do you understand what dying is?"

"Yes :3"

"do you understand that you almost KILLED me?"

"Im sowwy :3"

"thankfully my species is a bit strange.. but that would mean five years for me. I would be gone for FIVE YEARS. That would make my family very sad. And Lian. And Alexa. I REALLY am not in a good mood right now."

"Will a peanut butter sandwich make it better?"

*he looks like Peppino right now it is taking every ounce of strength not to beat him to death he looks like he'll pop a blood vessel or something*

(Also, random off-topic thing, I'm creating a concept for The Raven King as a Mortal Kombat, and I have a cool idea for a brutality

So basically, he has a move where he grapples somone, holds his arm around their neck, and fires his pistol into their back several times, before kicking them away. And if you amplify it, instead of kicking them away, he stomps them to the ground, unloads the rest of his mag into their head, before walking away and reloading

And for the brutality, if the final hit is with the amplified move, when he stomps them to the floor, instead of using just one pistol, he pulls out both pistols, and fires all the rounds into the enemy's head, until their head is just a pile of mush)

Dang
Btw I drew some of the Teamflip 2 cast in Emesis Blu (calling it Imgflip Blu) and will release AFTER ROTISSERIE WATCHES IT I DON'T WANNA SPOIL IT

Noice

Also, I do have an fatality idea, where TRK shoots the enemy's knees, forcing them to kneel, before pouring a bad of bird seed on them, and just watches as a horde of ravens just peck him to death

Wowie

go ahead and release it it'll be a while

Fine :(

Yes, The Raven King is silly boy

And by silly he's depressed and schizophrenic

Depressed? Oh no
This looks like a job for the therapist of the freind group

Mr will probably be of no help to him

He's gonna try
Even though it might not turn out great

"The pain makes me stronger.."

"This is not healthy."

"There's no fixing me."

"don't say that."

"It's true. I'm alive because I got used to it.'

"things get better, you won't have to be so cold."

"The only way to get rid of the filth of this world is to eliminate the source, that comes at costs."

"..why did you devote your life to fighting?"

"If you tell anyone this...I will hunt you down." He took a deep breath. "When I was a child, there was a riot in the nearby prision, leading in a mass escape. I was at a school at the time. When I got home...my house had been burnt to the ground, with my parents inside."

*he was terrified*

"I dreamt of becoming a hero, so that things like that wouldn't happen ever again...I took martial arts, parkour..I refused to kill. It was good, for a few months..."

*he is taking all this in*

"Until...my best friend...the guy in the chair, as they say...they found him, and tortured him, till he begged for his life...then they took it."

*bro is almost crying*

He chuckled a bit. "That one sent me off the edge. I stopped taking my pills, they were never good for me anyways..I learned more...lethal ways of elimination. Mastered the art of weapons, firearms included. I might have commit a bit of insurance fraud..but, it got me the money I need to develop the technology I use."

"..I..
Do whatever you want. You're right. I don't think I would have lasted half as long as you if I was in your position.."

"Exactly. People rarely see my point."

"I-I'm sorry for wasting you time."

"It's okay."

"what happened to you was unimaginable. I don't know if it's even possible to help you.."

"I helped myself.'

"..just.. just keep doing that."

He was very menacing.

*he was really shaken*

"..Yes?"

"..n-nothing.."

"Okay.."

*he was really scared that whole week*

He had to live with that his whole life.

Mr is not prepared for this level of trauma it rubbed off on him a bit

"You seem afraid."

"..i-i.. I'm just... What you said really shook me up.."

"Well..it made me better."

"..I know, it's just.. I've never heard of such.. horrors before.."

"It's the horrors of life."

*he was shaking*

"I've just gotten used to it."

"...I haven't."

Hey I've been meaning to ask
Does Soldive exist only in the TF 2 universe or is there a version of her in the regular universe?

There's a version of her, called Five

I'd like to know some more please

Basically

Five lived in Berlin during the time of World War 2, but she was on the side of America and the others. When she was a kid, her city was attacked, and her parents were killed during a bombing run. She ran into the forest, where she lived the rest of her childhood and a bit of her adulthood. She learned to fend for herself, and even tamed a wolf. She has a lot of anger issues, and is very rude.

So the same thing but without Mann Co.
Also why is she named that did she lose all linguistic capabilities while in the woods?

No, she's named Five because her father was German, and her mother was American, and her father just liked how the word 'Five' was said, so he named her after his favorite word

Ah
In the TF2 version I assumed she was like abandoned into the forest as a baby and pretty much was like a wild animal til like the local authorities captured and mostly civilized her
Breaking News!
Local Nature Photographer Hospitalized By Naked Forest Woman!

Oh lord

Imagine getting beat up by a jacked naked lightskin woman

"oh~
OHHHH--"
But what was like canon did she wear like animal fur and stuff?

She wore her mom's jacket, and a shirt and jeans, they were just very small on her

Isn't Russia freezing cold
Besides clothes can't last forever they'll fall apart

She learned how to sew from her mother, so she could repair them

Ahh

Also why did she leave the forest?
Did she receive news of the war ending?
Did the government remove her somehow?

She just found her way out

Oh she was LOST

I thought it was willingly

Just imagine her like stumbling out of the woods like
"..is it over? Is the war over?"
*She finds some dumb chain restaurant*

"WHAT THE F**K IS A WAFFLE HOUSE"

*goes in and grabs the guy at the counter by the shoulders*
"IS THE SECOND WORLD WAR OVER?!"
"uh yeah it's been over lady what have you been under a rock or something"
"MY SHELTER WAS A ROCK"
"I suppose you Also don't know about the Berlin walk being torn down"
*Shaking the guy*
"THE WHAT"

Lmaooo

"ma'am please buy something or exit the store"
"SHUT THE ____ UP MAN!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA! ANY IDEA WHAT I WENT THROUGH???"
"I'm going to have to call the cops."

*fist fight ensues*

Local police says the woman was removed from the premises after being tranquilized and tazed multiple times

Seems right

She was placed in the drunk tank with one other man, who she beat senseless after he tried to advance on her.