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I am a life saver :D
Alr
Want more safety tips?

im always the one to drink them under the table so i don think it'll be much of a problem

Alr
But make sure they take it easy
Also when your hung over, look up hangover cures or just sleep it off

the issue is i cant fall asleep when hungover
its like i wanna sleep but i cant
but i learned that sprite helps a bit

Alr.
Buy some beforehand then

sure why not

Alr
Firstly, what will you drink?

probably beer or vodka

Mk
Take small shots to start then eventually get the bottle. This should reduce the drunkenness by a bit

why do you know so much

I honestly don't know
I'm just a random 13 year old with little drunk knowledge so don't take it like it's from a bartender

i dont know either but you will probably save my life with these tips

I've always wanted to be a therapist/life saver so hell yea!
Anyway, what else will you be doing?

probably being with friends n staying up late

Alr
If your friends pressure you to drink even tho your wasted say no. It'll probably worsen the effects

Nah here's a better tip

When drinking, make sure to do it in an area with lots of children. Make sure you always have your car keys on hand and that there's a cliff relatively close. Drink that shit up