a smissmas carol 1/7

well even though i've lost me demoman license at least i have an excuse to stay at home and drunk bottles of scrumpy for the rest of the month and i don't even need to buy any smissmas gifts suckers; demoman! what the bloody hell was that who's there how did you know me name! heavy is very angry with you demoman! heavy? what the bloody hell are you doing here; heavy come to haunt you if you don't change ways and lay off scrumpy; but i don't have any scrumpy; no scrumpy huh? okay heavy believe you so heavy will now leave you be; wow what a dumbass; heavy smell bullshit demoman now heavy is giving you warning for heavy is not only spirit to haunt you three other ghosts will be coming so beware demoman change ways before it is too late!