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DONALD TRUMP CALLS AN OLD FRIEND, DONKEY SHREK AND DONALD ASK THE BARTENDER WHERE THEY COULD FIND THE MUFFIN MAN, THE BARTENDER THEN REFUSES TO ANSWER, SO A FIGHT STARTS DRUNKY'S FIGHT DONKEY WHILE DONALD CHASES DOWN THE BARTENDER. DONALD TRIES TO TRIP THE BARTENDER WITH GLASSES BUT THE BARTENDER IS TOO QUICK. AFTER DONKEY FINISHES OFF THE DRUNKY’S HE HELPS DONALD GET THE BARTENDER, “OKAY, OKAY I'LL TELL YOU” SAYS THE BARTENDER, “WHERE IS HE?” SCREAMS DONALD, HE'S AT THE MUFFIN SHOP, HE ALWAYS IS, EXCLAIMS THE BARTENDER, WHERE CAN WE FIND THIS “MUFFIN SHOP”? ASKS DONALD, LORD FARQUAD CAN TELL YOU THIS, BEFORE DONKEY AND DONALD CAN LEAVE, THE WOLVES BREAK IN AND EAT THE DRUNKS, GET EM SCREAMS DONALD, THE DRUNK SURVIVORS AND DONKEY ATTACK THE WOLVES, DONALD TAKES OUT THE LEADER. SHREK DECIDES TO HELP DONKEY AND DONALD. OH WELL ON OUR WAY TO THE CASTLE, SAYS DONALD, SURE THING, SAYS DONKEY, ANNOYING SHREK, OH SHUT UP WILL YA? ASKS SHREK. SHREK PUTS THE CASTLE ON HIS GPS AND GETS THERE IN 5 MINUTES FLAT, CINDERELLA GUARDS THE FRONT, DO YOU… EAT SHOES? ASKS CINDERELLA, WHAT? NO OF COURSE I DONT SAYS SHREK, “WELL I CAN'T LIE, I DO ALL THE TIME” SAYS DONKEY. CINDERELLA GETS ANGRY AND ATTACKS DONKEY, DONKEY IS KNOCKED OUT AND HAS A DREAM ABOUT DRAGONS IN A WEIRD WAY. GUESS I'M ON MY OWN EXCLAIMS DONALD, AND SHREK IS GONE, HE LOOKED DOWN AT THE BRIDGE. DONALD GETS IN THE CASTLE BUT MEETS HUMPY DUMPY HUMPY DUMPY HUMPS DINNER WITH MAYER HUMP DINNER, NO, DONT HUMP MY DINNER SAYS A VOICE, LORD FARQUAD JUMPS OUT OF THE DARK AND TELLS DONALD THAT THAT THOSE ARE ESCAPED PRISONERS, DONALD ASKS LORD FARQUAD WHERE THE MUFFIN SHOP IS, LORD FARQUAD SAYS ITS ON HUMMING BEARD LANG, GOT IT, SAYS DONALD. There was a guy named Donald trump. One day he decided to run for president, and he won. After 4 years he tried to run again but failed. Now it's Joe biden. He was mad so he took a walk in the forest he went in and got lost. He finds a house he goes inside because nobody's home. He finds 3 bowls of porridge. The first one is too hot, the second is too cold but the 3rd makes him say just right dododo dododo do do do. He wants to listen to boom boxes. The first one is heavy metal he says no, too heavy. The next is pop. He says it's too childish . The next is just right. Donald Trump spent the next hour and a half singing along to baby shark. He wants to sleep now. The first one is too hard. The second is too soft, the next is just right, he sleeps a long time. BUT THEN, 3 BEARS COME HOME AND TRY TO EAT HIM ALIVE THEY SAY HA HA WE NEVER VOTED FOR YOU, and they try to kill him, donald trump gets away just in time. He eventually starts humming a song when he wanders in the woods. Soon, He finds e.t and they work with the avengers and the guardians of the galaxy, doctor strange and Wong and a cape to stop THANOS. Bully Maguire even joins in. Donald Trump easily defeats thanos. And the avengers help him find his way out of the forest. He now helps the guardians of the galaxy to save not just the galaxy but the UNIVERSE!!! The End…. to be continued…; Donald Trump wanted to go back to earth after a few years, so he did. He went back to the forest he was lost in and found a bridge to cross, a troll jumped out from under it and said “HEY HEY, IF YOU WANNA PASS THEN YOU NEED TO SOLVE A RIDDLE IF YOU SOLVE IT I WILL LET YOU PASS, BUT IF YOU GET IT WRONG THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY WITH ME FOREVER! DO YOU ACCEPT? Donald Trump accepts. “Well then” “what fought batman and is named e.t?” Donald realizes the troll is dumb and quickly says e.t. The troll says “YOU CHEATED” and has a big fit. Donald walks past the angry troll. A little while later Donald Trump finds a wooden talking “real boy” the boy's nose grows in size when he lies. The boy says “Hey you can trust me i never killed or ate anyone” the boy's nose almost doubles in size, donald gets out of there fast and the boy’s wooden teeth turn to spiky metal and chases him. Donald thinks fast and takes out the boy's nose and points it at the boy Donald asks “What's your name?” the boy says “uhh timothy” his nose grows, Donald asks “How many people have you killed?” the boy says “ummmmmm 0” his nose grows so much it breaks through his skull and kills the wooden boy. Donald walks away humming the tune of baby shark. Soon he comes across a tower with a princes inside the princess yells “HELP, HELP ME” Donald looks at her and says “ok” the princes puts down her hair, and donald pulls on it, but he does it with too much strength and the hair is slowly ripped off of her head. Parts of her skin come off and she bleeds out. Donald says “OH WELL WHAT”D'YA KNOW SHES DEAD. Donald Trump walks away angry. He then goes to a farm and sees a farmer and buys some beans , the farmer says those beans are magical do not eat them, plant them. he eats them the farmer gets mad and has a fit “GET OUT OF HERE YOU IDIOT” Donald goes away and vines grows out of his nose, he sniffs really hard and the vines go back up his nose they come out again and he sniffs and sniffs and sniffs, and the vines go out and in go out and in go out go in and eventually Donald passes out. He wakes up in the hospital 2 days later. And shrugs. He goes back in the forest and finds Dora. Dora is blind and does not know where anything is. This pisses off Trump and he murders Dora, Boots watches in horror. Boots says “I can't deal with this much longer and he jumps off a cliff” Donald walks away and finds a talking gingerbread man, the gingerbread man sings "Do you know the muffin man”, Donald gets annoyed and bites off his head, ending the gingerbread man quickly. He decides to take a nap. He wakes up to the muffin man. Donald has a heart attack and freaks out! The muffin man gets scared and runs away. To be continued…. Donald Trump was still scared after the muffin man ran away, so he went back asleep. The next day Donald Trump finds a corpse in the woods and he thinks to himself, the only reasonable thing to do is to kiss the corpse. The corpse awakes, and little dwarf men come out of the corpse's mouth, The dwarf men are “stinky” “wetty” and “little ball gobbler jr” donald and the dwarfs become friends and eat the remains of the corpse. They decide to build a wall, An egg goes on the wall and falls, it screams Hoo-de-tee-ta-ta oogalay dooley Donald and the dwarfs try to help stinky help him up with his stench wetty wets himself and little ball gobbler jr does nothing. The egg dies, so they eat him. A fox eats the dwarfs and runs. Donald goes deeper in the woods and sees a woman marrying an ogre. Donald walks away, He sees a little girl in red so donald grabs and lets many wolves eat her, donald and the wolves celebrate and dance all night. Donald grabs a shoe and throws it at a bare foot female. Donald has a dream where he Finds e.t and they commit many crimes in the future, He wakes up, shrugs and builds a wall to keep Mexicans out for no reason at all. I need to hunt down the muffin man, Donald says but I'll need help…. To be continued