ambatukam omagyot

Milo: *scratches up the plushie*

Mew

Rizu: nooo! It’s supposed to be a gift for Hakaiiii!

Milo: *tilts head*

Meow?

Rizu: Hakai really likes plushies and I was gonna get this one for herrrr

Milo: Mew meow mew?

Rizu: I’m sorryyyyy 😭😭😭😭

Hakai: The problem has been dealt with
*There is a big clump of cat hair on the ground*

Rizu: … you killed my son.

*Hakai is actually shaving Milo*

“Florida man breaks into house, shaves cat and steals nothing.”

Rizu: noooo he’s gonna need a sweater nowww

Bald Milo: *shivering since it’s winter*

Mew meow moyo

Rizu: *wraps Milo in a warm and fuzzy blanket*

Milo: purrrr

(muffled screaming can be heard)

Milo: Mew?

Nah Hakai would probably get extremely angry at Milo

deserved tbh
i spend 4 hours stitching (aka 20 minutes drawing) that plushie

*Hakai obliterates Milo*

Milo: *dead*

Hakai: And so Rizu dumped me

Ghost Milo: Mew meow mew! Meow mew moyo mewo!

Hakai: I can hear you, you little shit

Ghost Milo: 😡 Meow mew weemo moyo

*Soap hits Hakai hard enough to knock her out*

Rizu: NOOO MY BABY BOY

Ghost Milo: Mew moyo mew meow

Rizu: *f**king murders Hakai for killing Milo*

Ghost Milo: Mew?

(One cat she met a day ago made a months long relationship crumble)

(Oh I can f**king fix that)

(Dude I was joking)

(I am just playing with you although I may not be thinking about reducing Milo to atoms if Rizu keeps neglecting Hakai)

(It’s been a couple days, and Rizu is giving her new cat attention, because it’s a cute new kitten

Rizu: …

Hakai: Fine I’ll bring it back

Rizu: g o o d

I want this

i would grab one of these and throw it across the room

NO nugget! Don't turn Supernova into a marketable plushie!

oh nah

how come

Because it’s cute

good enough
(hands over plush)

*hugs the plush* a fine addition to my collection

Could you turn one of my characters into a Marketable Plushie?

nuh uh

Okay.