no one cares

my actual reaction, when im trying to have a good day:

why would i get offended by a planet in the solar system thats light enough to float on water?

yet your small enough to get crushed, even if it did float on our water we would still die. The impact would kill everyone on earth.

i didnt mention planet earth tho...

Earth is closest to saturn

so's mars

Mars has ice dummy

ok