“Every minute of $ex you burn 30 cal.”
Me burning 15:

id wathr not

Uhhhh I'm afraid I do not understand.

30 sec secs

Only?

So nobody is gonna talk about their username???

it's reddit that's what every username is like

First thing i notices xd

Noticed*

not the username-

Lobotomize my stomach, daddy. <3

Gastric bypass is by far the laziest way of losing fat. The doctors suck your fat out of your body and make your stomach very small meaning you cannot eat very much for multiple years, they’re deeply depressed and much more. So don’t do it. Trust me.

Why is that the first thing I thought of before reading it

Cut your stomach open and let the creamy fatty goodness come out😩😩