“Every minute of $ex you burn 30 cal.”
Me burning 15:

30 sec secs

Uhhhh I'm afraid I do not understand.

id wathr not

Only?

Gastric bypass is by far the laziest way of losing fat. The doctors suck your fat out of your body and make your stomach very small meaning you cannot eat very much for multiple years, they’re deeply depressed and much more. So don’t do it. Trust me.

Why is that the first thing I thought of before reading it

So nobody is gonna talk about their username???

First thing i notices xd

Noticed*

it's reddit that's what every username is like

Lobotomize my stomach, daddy. <3

not the username-

Cut your stomach open and let the creamy fatty goodness come out😩😩