I'VE TRAVELED TO THE YEAR 2269 TO
ASK YOUR HELP AGAINST THE GREATEST
THREAT EARTH HAS EVER FACED! BUT
SURELY YOU
NEUTRALIZED
THE FORCES
OF EVIL; OR HOW COULD
WE BE HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION? WELL, IT DOESN'T
WORK LIKE THAT. HE'S
A TRICKY S.O.B. SO, IN EXCHANGE FOR EARTH AND ALL ITS
WOMEN, I ASK YOU TO GO BACK TO 2268
AND DESTROY THE FEDERATION. MEANWHILE
. . . SORT OF