We all want to strangle him

You should really stop being the teacher's pet.

Who said I was the teachers pet?

A better memer than you.

Whoever they are,they can’t be worse than you.

The frozen pizza in the freezer is cooler than you.And I’ve heard there were massive amounts of clown sightings not that long ago.How much times did you have to pay for a plane ticket?

Dang, the memes you try and "roast" me on are almost as stale as your memes.

It’s a little too early in December for snowflakes.

So leave.

I’ve seen lamps brighter than you.