Grandmapocalypse.mp3

Paleo: Man, I wonder what's on the news?

*He opens it to see there's news about the Grandmapocalypse*

Paleo: What the hell is a Grandmaocalypse?

Blook: "A terrible thing. All those grandmas the Cookie Clickers brought here will turn into who knows what?"

Paleo: I'm sorry to say this but, how can an old senior woman can cause an apocalypse from a cookie game?

Blook: "Apparently they're demons. According to the other me's, their true forms are called Grandmatriarchs, and they look like this."
*He shows the picture*

Paleo: Gah! Holy sea cows, that's friggin creepy!

Blook: "They apparently get worse, but nobody's seen that."

Paleo: Oh jeez. What are we gonna do?

Blook: "I think someone's here."
*He peeps through the hole and sees an awoken Grandmatriarch*

Paleo: Dude. There's a grandmatriarch. What do we do?

Blook: "They're annoying."

Paleo: How annoying?

Blook: "They eat your cookies in the game"

Paleo: Well try killing it off

Both Blooks" Wdym kill it off we cant delete the whole species"

Paleo: Wdym can't delete the whole species?

Blook: "We can't just get rid of them all is what I mean"

Paleo: Why can't we get rid of them tho? Are they immortal or something?

Blook: "Nah you can you just click them thrice
All that makes it annoying is they spawn A LOT later on"
*The final form of the Grandmatriarchs appears.*

Paleo: Ok where's jesus when you need him, they're shape shifting demons rn!

Blook: "BOARD IT UP!"

*Boards up the door*
Paleo: There, that should keep it from getting in.

*Classic Blook appears*
CBlook: "Hi... I'm trying to avoid the Grandmatriarchs."

Paleo: Well then stay here with us.

*A higher quality image of the grandmatriarch appears on the news*

Paleo: Eeee. These things looked creepy as hell.

Blook: "WRINKLERS!"

Paleo: Well ofc they're very wrinkly.

CBlook: "No actually there's things called Wrinklers. One's eating the door!"

Paleo: So much for boarding up the door.