I have to go to a Christmas party and I’m not allowed to wear a hat

Bro why did my brain read “I shit like a girl” then “I shit a girl” for a few seconds

I didn’t pee ON that child

I didn’t PEE on that child

I didn’t pee on THAT child

I didn’t pee on the CHILD

shut the hell your mouth

No

yep

I didn’t PEE on THAT child

I didn’t pee on that child

PEE DIDNT ON THAT CHILD

I DIDNT pee on that child

Idk

i wish i was one

might I presume switching genders?

ok

imagine having gender dysmorphia
i dont wish i was a girl i am one 😎

aww f**k

wdym f**k

what i said a few minutes ago

ohhhh

Proof bro

No face reveal bro

wdym

I normally wear baseball caps and my hair is so f**king long that when I take them off and my hair isn’t messy I look like a girl. I’m not allowed to wear a hat and have to look nice at a Christmas party

lol