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825 views 46 upvotes Made by Retired_Mudkip 11 months ago in Dark_humour
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Xenomorph
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I've actually only seen white people like once every 2-3 months
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We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes
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But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
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Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
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I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
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Well I do.
So f##k him and f##k you too.
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You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
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Half of you critics can't even stomach me,
Let alone stand me
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"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"
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Wise
You guys can just lie to get me here?
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What
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So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
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Jaws all on the floor
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Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
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But no worse than what’s going on in your parents bedrooms
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Sometimes I just wanna get on TV and just let loose
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But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom green to hump a dead moose
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"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
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And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss
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And that’s the message we deliver to little kids
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And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
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Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
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By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the discovery channel, don't they?
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Like Pam, like tommy just burst through the door
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And started whooping her a$$ worse than before
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They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture
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Aah, its the return of the “oh wait, no way, you’re kidding”
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"He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
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And dr Dre said, nothing, you idiots, dr Dre’s dead he’s locked in my basement
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Ha ha! Feminist women love eminem
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Chicka-chicka-chicka, slim shady,I’m sick of him
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Look at him, walkin around, grabbin his you-know-what
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Flipping the you-know-who “yeah but he’s so cute though”
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Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
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So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
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And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
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