im sorry in advance

Jaws all on the floor

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what’s going on in your parents bedrooms

Sometimes I just wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky you might give it a little kiss

And that’s the message we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade, they got the discovery channel, don't they?

Like Pam, like tommy just burst through the door

And started whooping her a$$ worse than before

They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture

Aah, its the return of the “oh wait, no way, you’re kidding”

"He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"

And dr Dre said, nothing, you idiots, dr Dre’s dead he’s locked in my basement

Ha ha! Feminist women love eminem

Chicka-chicka-chicka, slim shady,I’m sick of him

Look at him, walkin around, grabbin his you-know-what

Flipping the you-know-who “yeah but he’s so cute though”

We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I’m Slim Shady, yes, I’m the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real slim shady please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)

Well I do.
So f##k him and f##k you too.

You think I give a damn about a Grammy?

Half of you critics can't even stomach me,
Let alone stand me

"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't it be weird?"

Wise
You guys can just lie to get me here?

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?

What

Xenomorph

I've actually only seen white people like once every 2-3 months

Yo, shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first