Part 1: Extremely Dumb And Convoluted Opening That Only Exists Because The Characters Needed To Meet Up (In comments)

Osore, the Undead Necromancer and Master Wizard, has given himself a reputation of being power-hungry. It’s become quite obvious. He’ll do anything to increase the power of his undead army.

Osore: Ugh… nobody is dying anymore these days… there’s a bunch of medicines, really good militaries, and those Inkperials don’t have the balls to go on mass killing sprees… maybe I… could kill someone and revive them, making them part of my army?

…

Osore: Oh, man, I am a genius.

Osore took some time to think of a powerful fighter that he could kill without being killed himself. After a while, he decided to stop thinking so hard, and instead decided to go to a peaceful place. His search for a peaceful place took him to some calming ruins of an ancient city, one that felt peaceful, despite being abandoned.

There were fountains and canals that were still running with water, and the flora and fauna were still there, after thousands of years. A squirrel ran past Osore.

“There must be something protecting these ruins,” thought Osore.

Suddenly, he saw a feminine figure sitting on a bench around 100 feet away from him.

Osore: Who the…

He hid behind a bush and squinted (or at least tried to, since he doesn’t really have eyelids), trying to get a better look. The feminine figure turned out to be a brown-haired figure, with blue eyes and wearing a robe and sandals, as well as some sort of metallic blindfold.

Osore: Is that… that goddess person?

It was Caelum, the former ruler of this lost civilization and their goddess. He had known about her from stories told back when Osore was a living, breathing human. Osore decided to walk away, as he didn’t want to disturb her, but then he remembered why he took a break and went here in the first place.

Osore: …well… a goddess will make a fine addition to my army, heh…

Osore went around the bench, keeping his distance, and then snuck up behind her. He would simply slice her neck off, wait until the body decomposed, then reattach the head using magic. Then she would be ready to be revived and made part of his army.

Osore crept closer and slowly unsheathed his sword.

A nearby bird saw what was happening, and decided to do something really inconvenient. The bird flew off of its perch and started flying in front of Osore’s face.

Osore: AUGH!! Wh- get- off- augh! You got feathers in my eye socket hole thing!

Osore eventually managed to crush the bird in his hands, but when he wiped the feathers off of his face, he saw Caelum off of her bench, staring directly at him.

Caelum: Skeleton. What exactly were you trying to do?

Osore: Nothing. *he hid his sword behind his back*

Caelum: Trying to… kill me? Why would you want to do that?

Osore: Hehehe… it’s… complicated…?

Caelum: You’ve ought to be taught a less-

Osore decided to go for it and swung his sword at her. Thankfully, she dodged it.

Caelum: Rude! (she pulled out a sword that was hiding inside her robe, and used it to deflect Osore’s sword)

Osore: Just let me kill you so you can be in my army!

Caelum: Oh, brother. There’s far too many people trying to force people into their militaries today!

Osore: Hehe… i’m sorry…!

Caelum: Don’t lie. Besides, there’s someone else here that I don’t think you should anger.

Osore: And who would that be?

A purplish glow would appear behind Caelum. A portal could be heard opening.
???: You two better have a good reason for making a mess of this place.

Caelum: Oh… it’s you. Hello…

Osore would turn around and see a templar knight in purple and blue armor, holding a scythe. Supernova.

Osore: Uhh… hi?

(to be continued in Part 2)

Another plot convenient bird

lmao the title

Saike:

thank god for birds

Yea