Make Me Blush

idc how young or old you are, bend over anyway
(pedo rizz)

120%

Are you a sock? Because I want to cum inside you.

125%

math always be talking about X and Y, but never U and I

130%

are u a pillow? Because I want to put my dick inside you.

200%

4 + 4 equals 8, but u + me equals fate
(addition rizz)

235%

are u a ball
bc i wanna make u bounce

300%

are u the number 14
because ur the 1 4 me

340%

are u tennessee
bc ur the only 10 i see

350%

been thinkin ab u AM and PM, so i decided to DM

400%

are u the clock during math class
cuz i be starin at u all day
(i wanna go home rizz)

500%

i dont have pen or paper, but ur still drawing my attention

1000%

are u a musical instrument
because im curious to find out what sounds you'll make

Holy shit that actually turned me on, 2500%

💀

roses are red
u lookin fine
ill be the 6 and youll be the 9

3100%

i heard ur good at math
so could u replace my X without asking Y

YES, 4000%

we might need to take this to memechat 😏

you are a wonderful human being in this world. no one can replace you, you are 1 in a million. you are smart, brilliant. if you are still here that means you have gone through 100% of all your bad days, and i applaud you for that. also i love your memes :3

99%

Cool cool

Are you a toaster? cuz i wanna bathe with you (totally not stolen) /j

25%

Cool

women

75%

Me

105%

Your a 110% on my blush scale

120%

130% for your existence

140% because you're so sweet

150% because your also adorable

160% because horny

200% same as you

10100000000% because ur sexy

Who tf r u LMAOOOOOO

men

100%