shitpost (16)

hint for the future: dont do any warcrimes till you have atleast 5 million power in rise of kingdoms

jokes on you, i already have 5 million power in rise of kingdoms

If u trust in Jesus u can (yes I'm Christian ✝️)

i called the cops

stop commiting war crimes.

no.

*calls polez on you*

ways to escape polez:
1) go to space, polez cant get there, can they?
2) hide in the basement (make sure all the kids there shut up or polez will hear)
3) find a wanted poster of you and make it look like it is somebody else
4) make your house look diffrent and switch up the numbers so polez will think they went to the wrong house
5) go to soviet russia (in soviet russia you arrest the polez)

Step 1b) get 10 billion power in rise of kingdoms

is this a fųcking joke to you

Yes.

relatable